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Ah, the Italians. For whom the white lines down the middle of the road are more a serving suggestion than anything to be observed.
Scariest road I've ever been down was a really flick-flak twist section between the Simplon Pass and Locarno.
Cliffs to the left, Armco and huge drops to the right, blind corners everywhere, and Italian registered Fiat Puntos heading towards you on whichever side of the road the were under steering towards at the time. And I was on a bike! Holy Shit that was an experience!
That road is in Switzerland ??‍♂
Were you one of these bikers who corners with your wheels on the white line and your head where my oncoming car is?

Italians mostly drive pretty slowly. The fast cars in Italy are Swiss enjoying the liberation….
 
Ah, the Italians. For whom the white lines down the middle of the road are more a serving suggestion than anything to be observed.
Scariest road I've ever been down was a really flick-flak twist section between the Simplon Pass and Locarno.
Cliffs to the left, Armco and huge drops to the right, blind corners everywhere, and Italian registered Fiat Puntos heading towards you on whichever side of the road the were under steering towards at the time. And I was on a bike! Holy Shit that was an experience!
Try Vietnam, direction of travel on dual carriagway, optional , lights on at night, optional. Majority of families travelling on a moped whilst huge american style trucks drive at them. Loved it.

Nothing though beats the French overtaking in most likely a diesel 80s hatch up a blind hill, ironically slowing down the person they overtook just after as the car can't actually pull itself up the hill
 
Try Vietnam, direction of travel on dual carriagway, optional , lights on at night, optional. Majority of families travelling on a moped whilst huge american style trucks drive at them. Loved it.

Nothing though beats the French overtaking in most likely a diesel 80s hatch up a blind hill, ironically slowing down the person they overtook just after as the car can't actually pull itself up the hill
Like Palermo then.
 
People stopping because they think they are driving a car 1m wider than it is (also me now with the circuit pack wheels) ??

People driving without lights on at night/rain/fog

People driving with daytime running lights on at night/rain/fog

People not indicating off a roundabout so you don't pull out.

People accelerating as they come off the motorway

People not accelerating as they come onto a motorway

People blocking / flashing after a normal overtake

People doing 40mph everywhere

People sat in a lane other than left when not overtaking


People tailgating

People being people

??
more less sums it up!
 
Story wise:

Passenger with my best friend when we were 17/18 driving a bit quick (at night obviously) we see a corner ahead for some reason he still can't explain he boots it right when my foot was going for the imaginary brake. We make the corner on what feels like 2 wheels both look at each other and start to laugh, look forward and we are coming to a T junction, he slams on the brake and we just stop in time. Laughing but also quite scarred I say "what hell was that"

My own now famous moment was a hump back bridge. I was in the car with a colleague on site visit, I see a double width hump back bridge, I think let's get some "air" meaning unload the suspension a tad, did it, all was good.

Now I remember seeing 50mph on the dash. On the way back I think let's hit it a bit quicker, 60mph? Ok. As I approach I realise perhaps I didn't quite reach 50mph the first time , maybe 40mph. We take off 4 wheels airborne, a good 3m is travelled with no wheels on the ground. Bang we hit the ground the car is squirming side to side, I hold it (with aid from TCS/SM ??) we both turn to each other, silence then laughter. I pull up fully expecting to see 2 turrets through the bonnet, nope, the car is fine. Nothing is said to anyone at work.

Later a month or 2 on the pool/company car is handed to someone else "did you ever get any knocking from the suspension when you had the car"

"Nope, no issues at all" ???

I wouldn't try that again

Also another story with another friend would by his own admission isn't the most attentive driver. I saw his car travelling down the M62 so I follow (I assume he, like myself is going home) I flash and wave. Continue onto the M18 I flash and wave. Follow him all the way back to our estate (we lived 2 doors away). So I've been following him for 30 mins. Hop out the car and go and see him

Me - "funny we saw each other?"

Him - "where?"

me - "I was behind you for ages!"

Him - "you know I never look in my mirror"

?‍♂ He literally never does unless he does a manoeuvre. So he will sit on a motorway and unless he wants to change lane , he might never check a mirror! Me I spend more time looking behind than forward ?
You had traction control when you were 17??? ?
 
No sorry that story was when I was 23, 5 years ago in a Clio 1.5 dci
Ah so you probably did have traction control when you were 17 then ;)

I honestly I would never have developed a particular interest in cars or driving if I'd grown up ten years later. Cool you survived the boring cars and emerged with a GRY!
 
Add to i10 and Micra and you have the devil's trifecta
Really? Never see either of those here. Or maybe I do and don't really know what they look like (small generic Asian box?).

honestly it's more determined by canton of the plate here than the car. Some cantons just seem to be full of people who can't drive! ;)
 
Ah so you probably did have traction control when you were 17 then ;)

I honestly I would never have developed a particular interest in cars or driving if I'd grown up ten years later. Cool you survived the boring cars and emerged with a GRY!
No my cars were / are too old for TC/SM so I didn't grow up with it either. Lift off oversteer and understeer were very real. I remember seeing someone with TC and being perplexed by it "why don't they just lift off a bit" ??

Others my age maybe just had it, but I was driving around in basic spec late nineties cars (clock instead of Rev Counter) My 07 Fiesta ST only has ABS, TC was an option but wasn't fitted to my car

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Many years ago before I'd passed my driving test I was the front seat passenger with a friend driving his mothers almost new Peugeot 205. It was about 10pm on a dark, wet miserable winter night and he was telling me how the car drove far better having just been serviced, and that the brakes were brilliant. We were doing the 40mph limit on an urban dual carriageway and as he blathered on I noticed the pelican crossing lights ahead go red, and a car rolling to a stop at them. My chum continued extolling the virtues of the 205 but didn't start to slow down. "Ahh, he's showing me how good the brakes are", I thought to myself. Still he carried on. "He's leaving this rather late", I thought, "the brakes must be really good". Still no reaction. "Oh shit!", thinks I closing my eyes. BANG! Finally he stopped talking. I opened my eyes to see one of the most surreal things I have ever seen. We had stopped pretty much dead on the crossing (he must have braked last minute) but directly ahead of me was the chassis of what turned out to have been a Reliant Robin van, gently rolling down the road. The seats were still intact with the two occupants sat in them. The road was littered with small fragments of fibreglass bodywork, clothes, a kettle, pans, knives, forks, spoons, battered cardboard boxes and the disembowelled remains of a cuddly toy. We had struck the rear of a vehicle belonging to a pair of hippies who were eloping together, causing the car to disintegrate into fragments and scatter their worldly possessions across the roadway. Remarkably, although the hippies were deeply traumatised, there were no injuries and with hindsight it was all very amusing (for me at least!). Strangely, I have never considered any car made of fibreglass......
 
Driving at night in the fog, like tonight a real pea-souper, with no fog lights on. Why? You're not saving electricity, or lightbulbs.
 
Most people in this country steer, driving is far above their capabilities ....

By the comments in this thread this is not a problem New Zealand has on its own
 
People that tow caravans/trailers etc above the legal limit. I don't care if you're in a rush, look behind you that thing you're towing is completely out of control...

Casual observances over the years of friends/family/acquaintances that treat their cars as a giant rubbish bin, really winds me up. It's disgusting! That and having odd tyre brands fitted, mixing all season, summer, winter at the same time and not realising.

The whole 'just add fuel' ethos certain manufacturers promote annoys me too. It plays to that deep ignorance most Brits have towards cars.
 
People that tow caravans/trailers etc above the legal limit. I don't care if you're in a rush, look behind you that thing you're towing is completely out of control...

Casual observances over the years of friends/family/acquaintances that treat their cars as a giant rubbish bin, really winds me up. It's disgusting! That and having odd tyre brands fitted, mixing all season, summer, winter at the same time and not realising.

The whole 'just add fuel' ethos certain manufacturers promote annoys me too. It plays to that deep ignorance most Brits have towards cars.
People that tow caravans. (You could just stop there)
 
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